international women’s day is almost over where i live, so i’m glad i finished this in time.
choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you
me: bb ur hands r so cold
her: that me hook
can people not say things like “everyone wants sex” or “they’re teenagers, of course they want sex” because guess what asexuals exist
this is the kind of language that caused me to feel lost and alone as a kid and its really not cool to see it casually thrown around on my dashboard
I read a lot of fics where these two have serious trouble finding new jobs, and that’s fine. But while I don’t know exactly how academia functions, I think they’d be in very high demand as guest lecturers at every single major university on the planet. They’re both at the cutting edge of fascinating new fields and they both made amazing new discoveries.
These lectures would extremely informative and extremely entertaining/disastrous. No matter how much they like each other, they’re still them.